Having issues....

Technology is failing me.  All I want are the tools to have a journal, to post, to vent, and some automaton somewhere embedded a remember password feature that fills in - you guessed it - the WRONG password.  So I try all the other ones I use and some that I never has and it turns out whatever went wrong has nothing to do with the wrong 8 digits because firefox logs me into my google account fine but not the blog, and it tries to tell me to SIGN IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.  Well that is the only password that firefox KNOWS.  How could one autofill thingy work and then the next doesnt?  Owell it typed in just fine.

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errr.  couldnt unwrite that. should say 'lit cig'. then i was going to go on about using children for ashtrays and yappy dogs as fun targets for flicking smoldering butts at. but alas, this smartphone has brain damage.

So you think you can smoke Canada?

A guide for people stupid enough to live here:

Even though tabacco started in north america we've kicked the poor plant to the curb. Recent concern over the affect of butts on the environment leads to a simple question: why do we ban smoking indoors and outside buildings without providing any fucking ashtrays? We knew smokers weren't collectively going to come up with an answer. We cant wait for them to die of exposure in climates like vancouver.  I smoke only because of bootlegged native smokes that cost five bucks a pack. In Vancouver it costs almost twelve dollars a pack for my brand. I am so glad i can take up swearing again.  Little consolation.  Here is a list for the disenfran
chised smokers out there getting pushed around by the pink-lungs:

1. Every time someone coughs in your face to make an obnoxious point, tell them to get out of the city if they are so athsmatic! "FUCK YOUR SUV," or "go get your own air!" will also work in my experience.

2. If you are asked to abide by the six meter rule, point out that six meters from "any door window or vent" means youd be in traffic.  Then use their face and oncomming traffic as a visual aid.

3. The next non smoker you meet, make them eat a lit cancer-stick.
 
4.  Ad inf.